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Those bright neon vests just make you a better target, really.
This is why I never lift anything heavier than a bag of cheetos.
Remind me never to get arrested in Mexic.
Mohawks only make you look hardcore.
Feeding a frog to your piranhas is an impromptu biology lesson.
Getting killed by the old Mentos and Coke gag would be a pretty shitty way to go.
When you end up snoring, you know you've really been knocked out.
Ditzy blonde reporters are annoying as hell, so she definitely deserved this.
Some morons apparently needed an object lesson in why harassing large predators is a bad idea.
Impaling yourself on an iron fence will only keep you out of jail until the doctors stitch your sorry ass up.
Someone ate the spicy sausage again, didn't they?
Cop had his gun out, dude is lucky he only got maced.
Baby, I got a python in my pants... no, seriously, this snake crawled up my shorts and won't come out.
I suppose playing football in high school does teach you some life-saving skills...
Well your baby is a retard, but your dog is pretty damn smart.
